The Danes are not a rebellious bunch by nature. But as things go, everyone has to have that period somewhere in their mid to late teens that they feel they are off the chart in some way. But of course, Danes, being Danes, feel they must do this all in the same way – wouldn’t want to stand out from your peers now would you? From my observations, here are my steps to a Danish rebellion period:
Step 1: Dye your hair red. It must be red and no other color. To do this correctly, find the gaudiest, most fake looking red dye you can find, and dye your whole head. None of that one-stripe-of-hair bullshit that you see in other countries. You’re a rebel after all.
Step 2: At ALL times, wear your trying-to-be-stylish tennis shoes. Converse are always a solid choice, but if you can find something a little chunkier then go for it.
Step 3: wear slouchy, quasi-athletic clothing on top
Step 4: You know what goes great with your new love of sneakers? Tights.
Step 5: When you decide to go ou at night, forget all of the above rules. You are to get dolled up and wear a mini skirt and all black clothing with the rest of your peers. After all, your rebellion can only go so far.
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